The Wilson Advance (Wilson, N.C.), 1881-12-16

              " mill m------- : .LL , A . . ft f'i L;. J-,; AJvan: Pinli&hing Company "LET AlA THE ENDS THOU AIM'ST AT, BE THY COUNTRVS. THY GOD S. AND TRUTH'S. -Joscphus DanitU Mahler VOL. 1 SO. 47 I i t : i i I 3 Wilson Advance. "In u li;:t 1 j a n !: , pray.'' "!- it II' r'?aAV- fi -ptt-jfv "N'ot --f!iti;i!v. !.nt th l'lHliAY, I eeeilKT hi, 1--I tsOKTP5fcY. h". 1 A i II i.i: 1 YmII "Then I prefer Pot to do it. wee, I don't rule t let w7'.' " -Ik' added, with a s ! i:i r; Ink at her interlocutor, "know inure r,f my alf;ti r-than i- ii1di.pen--ib!e. Can't J ju-t leave all I have in a -lump, without i.rin into part iyulars?" "Certainly," said Mr. Werewolf, inwardly approving the l;tiy'seircum--peet ion. "Whom do ;' propose iiiii'r.i.'l' 1 he A ii Outlaw's vretli.ii t. hUI NO 1 No' Im.WN A KIT dKCOl.V WITH a 1mi i.k a- she uioks at 11 1.1, si-i:i.i. Voting I'ooiv WIT AND HUMOR. .... , , ,, t . , . ! September, and win buried, or placed broke vet- I he robbers used frequentlv to shoot , 1 ' , ' n h' ei- . , , ',, .. . in a tomb, on the 2tth of September . " n Illinois h'sti,.,. has .i,.;.ie.i !, a M targets m company with their, ' . ,. ,. 1111,1 1 J1'"1" 1 " tna ,, 4-4. I V .1 , 1 in p.ll e.irht v-tlve uavf". (.onirn-H wi'l oour'ipe- i- a l.rhlie iH.,.,..,iv sweetheart-, m the shooting the jrirl- h , ,"lur'"' 1 ,l pm-iK jieie w, am ; 1 1 : a i in at! . mp i L'l iiii'h-iir.i !) t er t han jjold, ami title-, a f li'iiiMind fold, iv ! 'iy and i mind at oa-o, pit a-' r- t hat ,i I ways ph - im ; at ;i a !!! f. r am .1 her'-. n-. ohr bounty, i fare hi- ties! he i; , ali'I takm object 1 y wheeling t, up :i pen. Ill l ." A 1 A I Ion ii!:e in ti l. -t for t he relief of null-I r( jr,hr , "en, I.'lllilie i JoUelltot- 111 jroni -iaim- , milking -onu-iiiiie-almost a-1 urood a -core a- the men, and the yelh that wonhl reiiil t he air as one' favorite lady w oal .-plit the hu'let on the lia'.f dollar a.- it to the ground would hu . e done iut i. e to a horder seont. , , I Nor were the vountr ladies he hind " i . : . . 4 I ! i !"..' ! , ;l hi.-. .r..ta 1 1 -r i- la:y noi:' h toehfold r-,i- .-tter than e,,).!, ! :. r. iii-i iei.ee r Ifii a 1 in ;ui ( ..':u', Ii ;in i- t -1 - r Il, v. it ii content and of u ealth. In.-t and can ! i nr.- and h.ily t hoii- ht and ei 1 1 a .! . ! a poor111:111'-:-d and nn-ral- 111 na! hit's -ot, plan llidl.e te-t- ofa 'elit K'liiail. And r 1 1 1 a ' 1 v : 1 -,oe - o er than j. -h,.p, tie- haln i- the eel repi -e i! u Ia n t heir hihor oa 1h( . ! 1 a I I ro 1 pimv drone; lO" on hi man I f .Ur. W'ei-pw of did not perceive t.he -uperioity of the eiainit ofinipe-ciiliioi;- Hottentot- to tho-c of Mi.-. Itajloel.'- .l-)-eae( i -1 f r and her' -hildreu, hr a j.nident e nough not t o uay .-o. "ifnt it'- not unlikely that a lady of ', y.iir yonthfiilne- - jnd personal at- ' tract ion-: may -onie day -hoo-e to marry; in which -a-e you jn'nrht naturally wi-h to make pro i-ie!i for your ' altered eirciini.-taiM'e." I Mi-- U.iylock :uiseil reliecti vely. ! II I married, ami died In-fore my lui-hand, w it hont a will, who would he my law fill heir'."' ! " 1 our husband, un!es thr-ro wcr( 'hi! uld droji the nickel as oft en in tin race a- r.nv Cost of Frrsiilnit ;niTf rld's , irUness :iuu I uuera!. 1 . 1 An exchange ha the follow in-' item ! . , 7 " " Pre-ident (iartiel.l was sln.t on the " u hi.-. ,.,..v Mt.n, .,, ... ,.:,, ,.. v 1 1 " t.-rtln- ih..r,v -,.,, t, 1 1 1 ia -1 in to an riiit, nut A no-ton rlrvrvtnnn w ho i fond of-Jnd.Liy of .Inly, died on the 19th of will -ret vuue voun- Mlow ' hack dors hou-'ht a eout.le ..fnuimof rar - i-reo'i, w luio on a vl-it to .Now ork, and left them w ith ft d.-fancirr to train. On retnrnlte h.eneone duv, li! found hi-- ife, ahetted hy her mother, ! :'!.int to quit hi.-.- h 'li-e and apply ftr-:'. divorce, on the ha-i-of the follow in-,' . telegram tVotn the doer-fancier, which' had .-..me fer him a few hours before: ' "'Hip little darling are doiu; well, and looking lvelv. Send iiioin-v for their board." ' A strong hint. A rari-ian lady' called on her milliner the other d y to lake u 1 Tlie character ot a servant.1 ance of th- lat- is am he with 1 nn 1 ilC III1C mo 1 h at r mu-t not hi' interrupted; therefore it: youiie; man wanted to ki-s a pr he mi,Jit put her father out of tin- room lir-t if he liked." Tlie puldicatioti of this may cause -oil!." smart yonnir man to do n.:ne- I'w.iif ... i III n..rr,.f '1' 1 1 ie'- K- 1 . J - -t ; 1 ;.. ' : - - . . .. , ', ' ,V- . ' . , ared to vote his widow ii pen-ion u mj.r lather of a v,rn l mav come Into thw ften ooa-tlli that hoi.' , ... , 1.. ;.a, 1' i 111.11 HI.', ll.l'l 11.. .Ytlllll- be called upon to rioiray the expense of the sickne-s and of the funeral. It i- also l!ndertood that (.'onre.-- w ill bo called upon to vote a sum of money to Jis. ( ktrlield. It will he remembered that when the illustrious Lincoln was assassinated, Con-rreP.s man- ?:'.,hui)a year. It is quite, pi'ohahlp l:uior -onn- i,rV ' ' ' 1 , a- . f Vi 1 j iiaired vouth 011 the ofa with the ifirl, ,r " l ' T f he boys. It may be , that ( ons will vote Mr-. Oart.eld ; , o, , 1 he respectable appear: t , 1 i.vi, ..in il... ii,..,1i. 1 .1 . f .11 ,1 rn. 11 : 1 r. . 11 ..... 1 . 1 . . 1 proper here to explain tlie n.-dus ; the fl,n salary of the President for the i,,. tini, to ,,Mt n to,,to such mm- U,r , I'-' " " "t oprri'idi of t lie "nicKcl race. A nick-; , .,, h , ,a-00;, (htl V)lll( , viU , , j l.e h.,ii,..t.: a-ked t ne huly. 'I a, el or other -ma! p lac,-1 in the J,,- ft . u -,V(. hor ;l ju,i(.ial jn u . ,vr am ab.-ut that, rephed tl forks ofa tree a!.or,tt!le,l.sta,,cofnin; oli,itm of should that be hi-prospective father-in-law to wipe ; 1 'ave set-.t her to you w,t the Kro,,d that a man's shouhh-r ,1loU t (l,,in;ui(1 will ,)f. Jnjlili. to in- 'oil his vet and to bvd. The XilU hlU : a,,,, 'o l,! would Ik. w hile on hor--ba k. Kach (...e;l.e yrK Lill(,,ln 1,l.il,ion t that m:m hru h iu hh ,1:UuN .,,, , vL.ii me the MM-y. pa.tx 11:1.- -1101 ,i t 11 a lie iir.- n :i-iuimt. M rs. ( larfiel.l now well fra-n tlie w arm-ieiire,l vi.ne.r nembv in a pin path and ated, lift nir u i1n 1 . 1 r from her favorite I , jn.,, 00.1 s , ,;.V 1 ' ,,,1 1 rw 1 , 1 , , . 1 iiaw iiiMMii n.',"oo, itijii i;i a it iini.i- inuiM mt nri in ,u i, a 11 nfif, i i 11 noise a pow,na oiatK enare., rv point of view, hhe will be vastly j ytainj; men of this ,-ounti mums 1 i-e-. in in,- Mima- .oi-i i.-.v.- i-. . . ,a.,,,.. ,.v l. .... tl,,. ;,1. ,.r tl.r. ...w,,rl. .,i.,...f , .r;-l. ;,. a... . , i , i ii. v ii v. i .mi uiaii iiiiiii in.; ii i.iifii in 1 1 n 1 1' 'ii 1 1 (U'.Mii i--niiit; Lur Hi uir ..n , c I. ,.!-. .it fill c.r.e. Tin. r i.u 1 . . ' ' , 4 , ,, " 1 providvd tor; an income 01 :it least the count v seat and tie him up 1 , V i " -!V lun ' ,"1 V. : 1,0(10 a year is alread secured. If double bow knot, and pin a scar! ...wo. na nu khouu he obtains a pension of .,hu,, her on him anl throw him out on the ... 'in. u..i. .. . ... . ., '' ivy alar income dunnr her life cannot to the jrate, and tnen he will turn mil Milt . r 1. I H.I..I..I lit 'nllliii in t he . .L. . .... . ... . . . ' ; ........... . ... ........ ..v ' tall short of sda.O'.iu a vear. In addi- -lai the eni w htne the dre-s i, pi. iv. il. II.- i- . 1. i . ii 1 iv 1 1 f.r 1 flu. Tier .. .....'......... . ' i.. i..'i. ... ... ..- ..v. I.. ...4.. 41... I ... in. .if H i i 1. .11 .1 . .I.ll......lll that v. hen alihtin definition. A schoolboy bi-iiv aked to define tie word adnii-.siiiii,'' "aiil it meant twenty-live cent-.-" I'w enty-li e cent-!' echoed the c!loollMa-tel; w hat -or t of a deli nit ion do you cali that".'" "I don't know ," -ulkily replied the boy; "hut I'm sure it -:i V- si i mi tin. I i i-1 i-, I , 1, .w ii t !....-.. ,it y have -all i . ;,uW .v -Ve-," -aid another bov. "and chihlren half price 'r. 1 l;.-T ! i.v iiy had, re lii ury pi i low - it -.aching head, i . i 1 1 r -i ni p!e opliat ..i ;. -r ro.i-l to tl l-eliis land of dream n... ,r...., ,,1,1 ...i,;i.. I,.... 1.,.., . u- o. .... ....... ...v, .. ... ..j, ... ..... i- i ami cliiliii'en na t i.ric!. " . dren; then heand thev t-etiier." ., 7. .,,. ', ,, , . ... nr ! 1:1 '"emeu inneom. e enin. ai uieir nomes, wiuiout nii-i i slum- "V-!I, -upj.o-e we put in a clause u-,, ' ' . r1...', r(.inj,,,.., , Mr- 1 ''vate Secretary Urown, who in-tlieir hea.ls with nuy such ideas m ! A r:uuvl ,... ,,:,.t.,r d. . llne.l an, I that the will .shall stand only in ca-e I - " t, ;!,' . 1 Jri n, U, - ' 1 l"1 ,to t,,C V1 ' n,r' t0 UT t 'PW"T ' to is ! to the .don't marry, if 1,1... ami my hu--1 'U'j takiiiiTthe saddle l'v tlie I'ommei the I'lv.-ident s ick riwrni and receipt- j very h'' tat hers tj'jd would qumtly ; s:lKiry for , hi. ,,,,., amon other-,' .hand doe,,. I prove -at factory, I can . , ,,. ...... , lu ))ff ;l a fa 1 - lJ ' y i,' -0...,.. m ..n, ... K, ..ua.v . ; th.lt tu. h:l,.((.t i:irt ,,f his labor her-i ! -till '"t him off i favor of the Jlotten-; i , ' : n .,,!, ' .j .,o ever rides ' t'H' ot ,.u", 1 '"'VV1 's ;,4uos f ' 'l,u!,n,a,1' with a striped inrktiean.l t((f.,ro h;l,i ben the collection of hi. !1(,t e o.n . kiiop, in on. K-oi ..no i 1 lines. nin.fi'iO, w hich would be at the rate pants too short at the bottom. The-e . k.a.ir. 1 ;. ,.,,1.1 1 ;n 1.;... t.. Hafiti puichx'e.l all of tlt-j inueliinon- liolongin to llu l.iti T'. A. Wnitiwnht. wo arc ii(r ireparcl to lmild in;,-, ami rn-trtir .ill khhld id' " .11 ac 11 i x 1: i v. Wo keep eon.-liwilly on h.i.nl j'ipe ami littin.- Also valve of all kirn Is. Si'-eial attc-ntioti given to lilting tiji Mill work. Geo, II. Waiiiwitlit k Co.. Dec. L'-tf. WILSON. N. r. rter than -old is a Ihinkin- mind, ; iti in the re i! nis of books can lii id, treasure -urpa in- Australian ore, 1 i lic with lie- .;reat - , ' lore and the poet's lay, ... I. ,r;.. of em pi re pa aw ay; v ..rid'.-:.'T"at dri am will thus enfold,I . ieid j pb a-ure le tter than yold. 10-i as-ure'iiv, linniatn. The w ill was draw n neeordin;dy, and j duly executed before w itnes.-es. "I I V- plain that woman wants to', narrv," said Uaruch Werewolfto him-! md -ood of; -elf, when hi- client had departed, I ; after pavinjr his f( (.. j "P.v fieoru', n' mi-hl marry j ie exclaimed, -ivin- his thi-h a .-mart : lap. "A humlred thou-and --dollars - in ; bank stock! 1 wish I knew the bank 3Ias-!v T. .in on ftprljf uz. A short time tnnee tin of -JaO a dav. Of tin cost the doc-; -iiarlars are looked upon hv parent- tors' bills will form the largest item, ! generally as a nui.-ance, and often they say s."i:5,oi) 1. Of this amount Dr. Hliss I are riiit. Nine-tenths of the spark-will want (Kin. Drs. A"iH'W and in is il.mn bv bovs w ho tiav n't .'ut tmicu un ie a ,"-ii- Hamilton rML',uu;i each, nr. neynurii. uu-ir LM'owth, -xiul thev loojc so -reen llfi',,,m.; 1 i,,i u bin.l.iiHr i,,,,,,. inif match at the Asylum Hill Con- ;;,(i0, and Mrs. Dr. Kdson, sl,ho(). ! that it is lau-hahle to the old folks to j t j,.. M.irs ;U11 ,1,.,.,,,-at i;"ns of a -relational (.hurch, ilftrtford, Conn., Woodward and lkirnes will gt ' look at them. And yet marryiii- i-j l'reiich general, are trophies ot pa-t ,.,,! Afr s;.,,,,,,,.! I rienimi ( Marl.- I H " hum.-.- r . o.si '"""u u.i '" ""V inoov victories Hie color? W oil 111 illllier: " .-- recoynizo their services as hem- not A -reen rov without a dollar, present Tw ain, ) beiii- called on for a few strictly in the line of their duty as ar- ; or prospt-ct'lvi-, sparking a e;irl re-u-! preliminary remarks, spoke as fol- j my ottieers. It is thou-ht that the to-; larly and tidkin- about nuirryiu-, is a (mk. "i .,.:,. ...,,1 f:,.iillcinen I h:ive tai eo-t o drill's w ill not exceed s-aiiii. snect;a-le tor -ods and men. lie should t a hundred dollar- more. lllu-hiu-; honors A wit says of the red no-cefa well known member caiupai'jn- . r t ,,.a - .hi i- a peaceful home, a ;,!! the !ire-i'le ciiar.c-ter- come, anae ot h e, tin- Heaven of life, ! . .u I by mot her, or .-i.-ter, or w il ,- !. a in !.! 1 1 ie In .me may I e, t e a witii-orrow by li-.-aven'.- de- Ih, I bank -locks an- pretty much all been honored with the oliice of intro-i h extract, koii-; be reasoned with and if he w ill not . .. . i miss, wniskex, i"i:iuo. ami wine an , quu mu 11 no j nnie 10 support awue, 111 Liu-2.-ti''.o.itiioij:).iiii'fiv'iii-iT.i donated, and the re 1- said to lie a va-t and to know how he loves and th I tiih.ii.iiiti. w if h a few rr 11 ear Irs The ' .1,.. .,.,, , 1 . t , a' . 1 r.i, r.- i.-it.-a nw.ili- 1 ,mv,, I .. .t l,..-f. '.....i..iv, . "w I .11 . lllliuiillli'i. in n. u-v j'.i.v... ii..... ; 111111 11 ii i'li VI . .,il L1... .ir.-l''l, teifiperauee crusade swept the land cines, liquors, etc., at the lute he should be quarantined, or put m a i louse irom an pans 01 me conn-.i. ,, convent erected on purpose ior sucn Considerate. A man bein- awak- icnedbvthe cabtain of a i':i.--en-er boat w it h the announcement that he mu-t not occupy his berth with his boots on, con-idei'ab'ly replied: "Oh, it won't hurt 'em; they're an old pair." ONE PRICE STORE! A. W. AHIMNtJTOX HOCK V MOCNT, N. C. Has bought1 a iiic; as-ortinent of ' It's a mean bov," -avs the I'hila- whieh will doubtless be riven to the cases. Nine-tenths of the unhappy j delpiiia .Y v, "w ho, know in- that his alike, ami hr-l-cla-s mve-tnients, too. I'.v m:-o! I'll trv it! ' I would b- a ! burnin- shame to let a humlred thousand dollars vro to outside barbarians It wouldn't ho patriotic, either. True, 1 some time a-"', that is a vast portion vhe'i leit .1 ileelileil In 'iiil- If I'.el'i ,.r,l... ,, a,...-.. !t ,. .,,,1. Knt .. I III ill. l.lll l llll' IV 11 ...... .1. !..', . .. , I . --. . lan-ient namesake hadn't been ioiv I i: skinned Hartford. Now eomeu this I"")r 01 .u;lMlilnlUM'. 1 w ' 1 U."N T 'll:urKle are me reuu 01 irreen mi- sister s yoiin- man 1- in t he par- --in , thai m ver were bou-ht , iK.nd-om.-r, Sam-oin mi-ht have; m.w M.elliii" epidemic, ajnithw time ! v;lnia K:llln,a'1 nioved the 1 resident ; man calves hem- allowed to run at lor, will slip down stairs nearmid--i.l.i' , keel hi- hair and , lied at la-t in his 1 arirk,. So T .nonosn we nerd-' t(' branch, brou-ht the remains lar-e in the society pasture witlxait ni-ht and -ayly rin- the breakfast l.;i i;i ,. mvlei-lv citien Ihit i 1.. -r- - r 1 A 1 . i hack to ashin-toii, and took them ! anv yoke on them. Tiiev marrv, and ; bell." .;t.'. !o; i.:;',a.:: A Jm,.-!:.',,.:! 7 o.:r". in" - uimo,-.;,,:,, .,.,, ,.r.,: .v ;rl ,.. it, lor I don t s.ean.N use m nfi.iiej, -l ! .food, no char-e wi 11 be made. i taches; thev are fathers of twins be- Sweet ami modest. A voun- ladv "" niiitiirm and arhdrarv wav of s 1 el 1 1 II 1 ' a lu .- " . , a- , ... ... ..,.. ...... Mr U',.i.,iii ,,l i.i,,. 1.1I . . v , .. M... - , ' :. 1 t ' l lie expenses ai laoeron a:e sei , ion; uiev are ltropru lors 01 iwo pairs i.e. u- a-Keti i.v a run oacnei. r, "it it ; 1 Hep belter than -old i-'i i6 U&M Mia Q v a Hi '. olf, 1 '.- oiire, attorney t-!a , , a - truly in the ii.ti.ial av ' .11. .f. '.111 li.n l man. in tin ci .;!. -t- . .;...-.it all 1 .a- law lie kn.-w, 1 to know, re',., ted to the met h-1 -aliuir w it h delinquent debtor-. la v. by heart, t- a knife, fori;, . a, e;i' 1 ly w hat t he head of the nly mi rht hold exempt from exe-,a. 1 b- once e it l on a debtor's ! :,!, da i ni in- t li.it t he child's already cm, un- ai in ie In he a ne. e-ary; and noli, - ---I an inur.c;i..n to Mr Vero ..1 ' x-lio I'll '-tle-i le .- . , lie expenses ai laoeron aie sei ion; inev are proprietors 01 two pairs Mi u .11 wot, x. no ha 1 i.ui.i won s. e miirhl as well make all j ., ti, r ,1 ' .r 1 1 ....i ,.:..i '. t 1 i- I . 1 - 1 1 , n . i-e . 1. t 1 11 1 1 1 ; o 1:1 ... , . '. 1 1 1 1 1 1-1 00 .I a 1 . 1 ,"" '. 1 .iv. 1,11.. ...i 1 v ; ...o w- . . h i.u:i a-.a 1 i:ie j 1 1 1 a- l; 1 1 1- 1 in: ii iiu - ia.i 1 . in. in .eioii , .01 no u.n. 1.1 , (. . .. , ... ,.,,.- ., M dishes a ike. ... . . .1 ... ' 1. . call..,- on her. lie found her at a . t . ' . ' variety is nleas- ,1U'S ai lie cantoi ue -Mima e.. :u ry are om women neiore tney are chi-.o bo-n-dh.-'-bon-e- bnt lha i . 1 . is ! '. 1 ' " ' , ' 1 ' - ' , 1 ! 1 ,(, ineludiuif the decoration ot twenty years old. ( cca.-ionail v -ne 1 iu aj' noaidin.r-hou-i , out ilia., 1.1 111-: haven corresooudent whose ,...'., I: .,. ....... . .r n.,, ...-.1...', .... I: : .11 eve-, v.-as no d para-eneut, for hi- .. refreshment to . '. ,i' "l : 11 , "l V "','u 1 T "Ul .' a deli-. ided in ioMP- i ' , . tu snmeiit to , ,.Vl..1! f.,r Senators and K-pre- ri-ht, but it is a clear ca-e of luck. If ;i ' con i a n-itte-of l'" ' t:'(;!V ls ;lh:l'' ? l' -'datives, hire of caivia-es, etc.; is es-1 1 !a-re was a law a-ain-t voun- -aloot raeVr," l"! Vb;;"j Vo wlwi SIS a"' Ki Y" "1 ln, and nnirryin befotv they n.iie s mi.ri.t irre b'-e-i 'V 1 1 n.es,a--s, sj,n. i, uml-vtakers' bill, have -.,t all their teeth cut, We sup- t"-v' Ir it. nsineJlil- k',,--'-tKUl'Jli;t US U?J; :iree-iinatedat m and it now : po,0 the little cusses would ev.e in o- e r ,ia.i ; irlv ' r-a ! -n - U U ';!' '" V' U 'I l'L'tl fP' ! I'.Us as though i,nnn would meet same wav, but there ou-ht to be a sen- a,,, on ne.imn-wnh .u.ah . lt,,iv(. t!l.. ,ma-inat --on a broader 1 t.v;.v . ,,,,.,.,7, !ilf t ' . , ,..;.:,;, ;;'i.fit iti.ti,,,,. i,,,,,,,!, the crown of his hat han-ly lrLTive- me ima-inat-on :i meauei .....,... denvmd. but t tier,' is ft ,. 1 . 1 ......... it jii.i"fin.t. tn'.- : I .... I t' ll. l 1. Il'-1 . .'I'T . II ..w...,' -.--i V' a pos-i-. timeiit a-ain-t it. It i.-time enoit-h not voitr-elf, w ho wmild von rather be'.'" replied, sweetly and niode-t 1 v, I "Yours truly." The a-crtion so frequently 1: ade, that it is impo-sible to arre-t the liiht of time, is altogether errom-tais, for w ho i there that cannot stop a minute?The president of the fat men's club said to have -row 11 -o heavy of late DRY GOODS I CU)TIIIN'(7, 1 j j HOKS, HATS, 1 1 ; NOTION'S- CA lira's a . . 1 1 1 l . ea-e'i rea-hin- to .M.-s Da-hvk's shoulder, - .. nnd v.VMte inpn ive, ' T I- 1 r i- V " V. "'.that the other dav, whilw walkin-.ut, led. ifinanvsen-eheconMbc calle.l ' J'. ',?.? eVb e J' -ct ran ho tiiUt' " 1 hiii,r Y: "ll X T' l ' tUX-1") a l'U,,,'t V' U'V I "? haVO . Ids .-hadow fell o, a child and kille.l 1 1... ;i... ...1.. 4.. .a ...i km 1 01 i ow . i.pi.ri) uiui ''V1 transnortaiion ofbodv. escort, etc., raised money cnou-h bv their own : I tie n.rii'l, l na l I.IU in l nun n, .ivn , ... ,. . ... xl ,Pl 1 llinr OW. tlieVe l'r. 4. i .1 i.i' i n'rli 4 1 ' ' ' lb., tu-iin were ma. 0 one tleh , ., , . "' . 1 -" 1 : after pa.--:ii-tate line estimated as work to buv a bundle of lathes to ; IThlionVsninlol:.:! and the ! ! , rh ?t, tl W,0! " i ''I'l a hen' house. . Vhit they see a What feature of a .torn, at re- brhiemadenoalluHon to her Lank-; ;Vth , carried Jliis " ir. And j Pay of troops for 1 days . ."1 1 i: : "V'-VV: (,tV' .:;,:,,a:'!..,!r?n i -to.-k. .Several time ;:iruch dropped ....thiwi-i-t in ortuo" rudiv Tran-nortatiou . :,' ;"" J" "Wl k-""- i" n . .i ii-iu.w. i. i .i"n ne- .'-- hints about ii, but thev met with no,. vtl l, ' 21 sS t -o . . . . 4 ; enou-h tn ,r round, and then they ; the 1 ;i, of the -torm-to-ed eep. i T llil.- 1 1 . .hi ain.--n In i i ; 1 1 ' i . We! -til! a im ip e. Then - ha in- , iaiit , t li' 1,. V,a' -licve a the mitten h mu-t I"' t. n- iM.rt. 1 1 i- n't ii 1 I an: wa- ei encoura-enient . One dav sh" went out and left the key of her trunk t!:e lock. Ikiruch had reason to ml from putt!!'- idM : that the stock was in the trunk. ,h-ad w lie's cothn in p. ... ... i,e no harm in lookin-at . .ae.l.t.a--. ! it," he -aid. .-wolf had n-eii forty, and ( He turned the kev and rai-ed the !-a-'!ieor. Not that he was Sure em.u-h, there was tlie e ae-.-e t- tie- '''uj e-al , ,,,,,, jj , ,f j (U-ate.-j a'.id t hey footed runiors, indeed, ; .... A bimdred dollars . ir.M as his wife ; had said; but -and there was whore the joke ('a'' come ill 'hr tnin!: tr-ul i: tr. ui'i, rr.' He dropped the . bundle' bm-k ami let fall the lid. j "I -eo it all! The confound will was : only a trap t catch me!" he emaned; ' ami perhaps he never .-aid a truer tiling. He bore the blow withoutcomplain-iu-. Ititleed. he -tood in w h"!e-onie it out -put all his soul into it weta-pi i' d d. v, ith ii;. more than rat-.- dow ry ii unfortunately he ded ie. ettin- more lb- w a- not , if t he d. a -trikin-l.v liaml-i. e w a- -allow where i once 1U 1 l. ; ,11. .,1 t,. w....tl ..finer. I JM ..I.1 1111)1 tl 1 ..'.fi ... ,7V . . ....... a US-1 ,,,,4.,.,,, i ... ,r. ..... ., ii on. 'I'nii,.!. II.. ai.l I l'l.l..liK "I ..'IV ,.11 .111. ,iv... v. ... ...... i lO-r-a-n-ir, oran-, K-e-r, .er, t-a-n-ir, i tan-, oram-or-tan-!' Now, a body I can respect an oran--oiitan- that spells , I his name in a vigorous way like that. I l Hut tl.e feble dictionary make- a mere kitten of him. In the old times peo- Catafalque .. . .. 1 ri. . I . , , pi" spoiled just as mey ?:easfu. j nai Arcnes was t!i" rirht idea. rtl!erv service Transportation of body 3Iiscellaueous Total t C!e mated as fellows: 1 ,('!)!) l,oM i ie,()!in ?24,iui) I M 1 , 1 iware of the sane-1 How should sb-amboii! captain areitf'at the jiassen-ersV i'hey shomd md before thev ow n have a proper (U.vU i r . m i decorum;. atid before thev ar tity of the marri hitched for iife, a cook stove or a hod-b ad thev have to When scandal is told it is apt t .... 4i... ...,i n n , .v t Cleveland the expen.-es are esti- iTor, so fri-hteniMl tliat they run theni-j 'rl.uf. ;'"v'. il 1,1 11 uh, n i i selves out of breath and abuse the doc-1 4 M j tor because he does not run too, and ' -'ni.-i 1 when the doctor irfct- there he find 'V' ''' V,,.v P. l.,r,r. ,.,..i.rl, il. tl.n . , , , 4... ,,, . ,. , lrn lll.ll llll'K. 1- ll.'l llll'-ll -li"llt,ll III Vi.'. i on uiui iwo i rans oorintioii escort, coinmiitwe wii ! i ei 1-. a ' I'm!'--. ', ion e e 1, and -eeltie ' I.i- i i m 1 i ht- hi 1 1 Ut ; f.-i c'.de r- i.a w e, I i. e.l, and had pari lit m ! :c:d 111 Itl- hi-h, -i-heeled boots ,e d in the hekht of lie feet two, a iail hat 'coined .-onu-w hat cli.'iices at a stran-er then, ion Knew ; i uneral car a -tron- man from a weak ono by his' Decorations iron-dad pellinr, and his hand v.ri- Horses titiir helped you to very fy yo ir ver-. Hearse diet. Some people have an idea that , Carriages correct spellin- can be taught and '. M u.-ii- . . t.-.u-ht to anybody. Thi spelling ! Kt ra police . faculty is born in a man, like poetry, i Acetenmotlation mu-ic r.nd art. It is a -ift m a hiirh : 1- ora! dec. de-rt-e only need to see a word once in print, a:.d it l-1- rever photo-rapiu-i noon their niemorv. They cannot . j house to rnp up a doll baby. Perl:'' A qu""tion in measurement What are thedimPiiion of a littleelbow-room? lie. bought f.,r ca-h- marked on each article a small profit and doo.-i not deviate from th" one prico rule. All "fhi- old custom. rx and tid are invited to call on hire. w. w. linwAi.DS' ISA li; A A' I) KXCIIAiXGESTAHLKS (.'or. Goll'oro and Barnes St. Wilson, .V, (, Having jtift rottirnrr with a Pnis nnd woll pe.ccHel lot of l,nn;i; Train up a child in the way ou-ht to have trone voup-eif. .ab-'s 'arsct Ka. l!,.-.hn: 2,1 k L.-no ( The tlii t practice- her hearth-, upon the. art!e.-s heart. vim art STOCIC nn -rn iiu M ' ..llleelale, a: ;', w hoiu t;e ; Delilah 1 1 -1 1 she Werewolf reach-al found a lady e at once t ouducied inner -auc'.um. ni : , L" w a- t ne name by w la.ed herself. Her a-e, alter . p.e tia- ii-,ial il'.s. ounl allow aide iii are maiden-, mi-ht be placed 1 hir; v-niiie of cour.-e, it W eill. 1 : il l to call her forty. She w a , a. i.i angular, w ith a beaked uy l-row-, and rather more i-j.icion of mr.-tacne. Her k .in l i'i rc;n and -he e,l. d for you. madam?" w hen he had ri en hind e-taMi-hed 111 Ul-til i hair. dr.iw n, the m r- bei likt th- tit spell more or less lik, awe of his A maonian w i te, am i da In t care to come to explanations v. hicli he knew mu-t involve tlie diselo-uiv of tlie mean-he had employed in iikikUi- .-(r...ot IVople who h.aven't it mu-t l his di-i o ery. i "Doji't you think, my dear," he ventured to remark one day' "you nii-ht a- well'-arry u;t your ori-inal intent ion ami le;ic that steel, to the 1 Icttenn.ts?" "1 think I'll leave it t.i.v-'i', hubby, dear." -he said, w ith a chuck to hi- . chin which he would eja-llv do. i-ed. irations on catafalque and arches, eontrilmted l-y private pirTties Same contributed bv other citie- (ecoratiotis on public huildin-- Nasbv writes to the Toledo IV-ul "thev inventid a new carnet ba- lor 1 la- barber i alw lhu.uon tIl espcshal yooe uv patriots ami a--; ;m anjiiamtai.c. Itisma h'uv thin Injy rub- - a.w ready to "crape til 1,00:) :;..i! to thunder- and expect t splinter di' tionarv v. lierever their orto-- Decorati'n- on priv'te ImMinu- lo-iittii Total 1'hese tirun -,-',:l u."iii rap-deal li-htnin- happens t- .-trike. 'l l, r.i .!.. ..ii.. hiiiiilred and fourteen tliousaml wonis in the unabrid-ed I expenditures for sickness a;...-.... I 1 ,,,. ,i t.,n- who em Of SH 1T,('i-", ot Which how a grand total of and funeral the I'nited itaters hor, w ith a frame that folds up into n, small compass. Yoo take that ciri it irAZ and blow it till it bulges ,,ut at the -id- e tho it wu. full of clo.e and tliiu-s atid walk into a lod-in- hoii-e and demand roten-d. :.ce. That carpet ba- am nriw prejineil lo (i'l any 'ddVr from S7-" o .200 in tliu wav of stock. Any jiergoii in want uf a rcoiJ MKDICAL. lo in- . ,. ... i....,.i...i n.i ,ii.ii,tv of states win nav. sav. ion,o.m, leaviu- on iiu sireiuiu u i;u a.-o si.e t iiiii inie 1 . ii .ii' . ii.". ' . - ' - l.ave .. ..... ,a,..,- ,,r n IT.iJVi. ior Onio, ( leveland, and on- v iiiei.ie'i i. .-1I-S1..1- ...... .... - , ?3 iirtlrr at She.!)) Hi: ATS His W i bi;l. . i l , i l'es- ii.r, can I'.aruch, ; a -eat ;, NKClli) MAN in: v in. Wei' W hae my will 1, with none "1 Sin.i.uv, N. C, Dec, m.-Am-'s Ib-rn. a ne.-ro, a.jred forty years, w a jailed to-day for a horrible crime, perpetrated upon hU ow n .-on, Hurt. I lorn a lad of lik lie indicted upon the j the rest. Sheejint learn any more. So h. r letter- always con-i-t of thoe ! . con-tav.tly re.-urrin- one hundred and' , ei-hty w ord-. Now and then, when mix to ..la- ti'ml- hor-elf obli-.-d t w rite upon : a -ubj-ct wlii.ch m-ce itate- the u-i' of , some 'other Words, she-- well, don't' write noon that subject. I have a i i ... ; ... . ; . . v . . . - , , r -.- II..'. 1 1 e i i . suMi'i withc.edi-iu-tin w ith i valoi.ahle--et;h-s it. Itlo-.k- -e'.vent ami evervthin- i- in look-. Yo-' stay ir n.eal--eni t-. your room, ano live fat. Presently your lamlla-ly wants money, and -onimence.- t" watch thai earpit lUw'. Yoo can't get, If the pap- r- are to b" believed a ,,utofthe lmu-e w ith it, for that i sliow er of spider webs fell at Oreen her anker and her hope. Very I. a short time The So!i.e venin- o,,u io n .. .. er the w in- out uv it. l- ld it no ami Fill BE vate individual- ? 'rT who i- almost e'.lan-called itii w hit h timid and -uher- are apt to npproacn bov blow wit'n a stick, and at v cjfted. she can't s 1 ri-ht. There i- a -am. iria-n. A do.ell 1 eOl e a IV e;V n-ovided with a -heel ot paper, across I e toll ol W niCU 1- na. 11 ""'(h h Ikiv, iN is., a short time s-o. w. !.-, apparently, came from the upper air, ami continued to descend for about twohour-. They varied in-ize,. some of t hem b'-in- -ivty fe.-t lop-, and could b--ecu in the air h- far a-tlie eye could reach. At Ve-bur-:. a villm'e near Ireen H.iv, the webs an- .- J er-ol :i-l.b"M't. !ie-t w i-e i recauticn, for thf ,..i e Ptol I It V hi ,. .....i i;l.. L.!..i.l..e.a.ieab or mine- saM to have ;ai ieii i n -n.-n -iium ti.in- like that, and the ran.e i-to -ee tlrl I tlU' lliost W ord' Ollt Hie iu.u ma-." . .s b""o v. ho can make ut !' ..-1 ttr- e tran-mis- io .i-.rei t. cannot sate- a.'-tin- in the pivmi-e-." w hat l' -.'.i'l t' niy-eii',''re-li-- Da-lo.-k. "I have an I , ... see, w ho disgraced :!y by iuarr in- a dry -ooils 1 1 er'-w i-rk and lack of air im into a eaHopie.cou-ump-I he re. kit !y ilie.l, h-a i:;-; a., children destitute. Now, he cut e'.V to-niorrcw , 1 am 1 t hat everythin-r I have, as -land, w ould 1:0 to my sister. e- me .-hudd r to think of it. nite sympathize with your ," -an! the lawyer; and it's -. irom hi- character, that he i-. ( U" what does your prop- 111 iv 1 ieu; urn lred thousand dollars T hat is all of any con- kicked him in the nn-t cruel manner, tho injuries bfin- -o terrible that tlie bov did. The fact-in the case were ()ftKlt in three minute-, always be- eye-. t-ivrtained bv a corcner-jury. the -ms-.m-with the initial ir.im 01 u: ,1.' 1 i..t ,!..,; w rd 1'i.on one o.-t a-um the word reuiams had been buried, but u-pt- When linie cion was excited. li.etvmain weie u a, aih-d everybo.ly had built from di-interred and an examination ma-ie, nvt. f,, twenty words, except ...1 tl... l,..rrt.l M-.umd. aftl v-.mn.r l idv. She had olliV I'iH' imm-.tural valt. put it in your coat pockit, and bid .e r ......1 ev. nin-. t.-!lin-l.'-r yo,. -li- l ! fiome early, and -he may li-ht the tire at 1", and tlie place th.it kuow.-d yoo wuii-t know - yoo no mor- fun-v r.-The !ir-t dark I'la-'-e yoo com" to yoo blow it up 11-in, -and -o on boldly into auotiier hou-- and e-tah!i-h yo.,. e!f in cenfort ef m-t in luxury." 1 Tjv. V . ?.pC-? & O.V.TiSLNW n-.: Last Sunday a bull-do- dashed into a colored chr.rch iu Metnphis, wer.t for ti e pulpit, -ei.e l the pre;u-lu -r an-! dra--ed him out. The ih- held on A l.oui-vilb- -irl w itii a hand-' em- y llr-t thin he did tarte.1 to eh.pe in- man. Th" natur.dlv enough, Lii 5. whk-h made plain tho rilt of the lather, it was found that the -totuach. spleen and left -ide of the liver were wollen ami brui-ed. The ne-roes of the viciinty are irreatly excitenl, and swear veuieai'ce upon the murderer. her; but when he f und , . 1 1 1 a..-, 1 II-KV Oil 111- tip';. III. -It"? ue.-i;u.-. no ir at an end. aib-d a polevmnn. w .s t ki M 1 tin word We all -tudied a moment and then said -' Why, there is no i coiier-dani.' Then we examined her paper. A. . . i. ...s.-l T..tue eternal honor o , u .1- Chica-o woman ha- ju-t Riven ha-Ucted t hu-wi-ely, w ould have e,-:l"ra'L U,:y;' . b' hd Ine ! e,l , her tu,,,tv-(.tl iuM. C:,i- ut.,M mi-ery? 'CliH-ll ... iv ............... - . . ...... that word - cart It anyinxiN till the i-on-re-ation, w ho thou-lit iu.r aid, -ot int-j am -t.ier carria-e, -arai they w ere lijrhtin-tile devil, knocked went home unmarried. Who c.vnnot, his'brains out. v j. ,n a n.onieuf- rdk cti'.n. recall to ' . . r : 1 - l .. I. I f t I mind -cores 01 hi.hip ;-iie ie, h i.e .. a-1-. a a . We,', tfullv A 1.1 P 1 hi- eye IV The New York C'fo-r latrlv cited the ca-e of Captain Jacob Schmidt, of Tonipkin-ville.Staten Island, N. Y., whohatlbeen a jrreut sutfenr with rbeuninti-ni for many yeaiv. He u-eil st.Iacob- oil with -plcmlid -uc- Inn can -pell calf more semdbly than that, let him -tep to tlie front ami take hi milk. The insurrectiitii vill nwho-2;in.M r.-.-o women sieni 10 iiuimhitji---..i:it to be anotht-r war. The htdy w ho-e ldoml c-irdle-l in hor veins ha- ever iiu.e been ery Miir in her di-po-itin. Ilarry "Julia, how would you lii to have a moiL-t ache?" Julia -indi nantlv 1 "Oh, you horrid brute! How- can yon -ay such a thiinr. do not mean n vr-ur t. your lip-'." Julia " h Harry -'I 1 -Ut CP -e c mo) Iron. Ve,;,Vl county .W liiali :h by lie Atlanta C,a.. .v.-e,- : The editor of the I'ike? ha- been cared of rbeu-s',. .I.i ;ob-- 'll. '.,tr..e tlrinkers -h-'iilil p--.nl the a l vPrti-eineut iu another column head C-d '-."'. C , The -irl pr k tie l.-av--r Wut the i...y pre--etl the rirl- d'l.e pre- i-iniiity and mu-t preN all. tto 'THE GREAT 7-ort RHEURATtSK, Hiurclgia, Sciaiica, Lumbago, Backaehe, Sorznos: of tho Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Threat, SmsH'ngs end Sprrin:, Burnz crd Scald:, General Dcdily Pains, Tioth, Ear end Hezdache, Frosttd Fed end Ears, crd all ciher Pam: and Ashes. . , . ,.;'! t','.3' '.'rr.' f '. in'.,iw....'n.r'i.'.'1 ri.-rKx wni: i.n-T.tA';. A - -1 a:. ' -.. -a :i'a-.:-. 'ni..'.; .'-' f Si 'nt. 1 v..-t -.:' r.Lt- xr. ?;a C h 11 t: s : - 1 . t cf ltt cl.i.-. I'.ri?"....:.i Jfi-jn 1.:. -jfeir -. EOLL SI ALL A5D D-ALE2i3 II A.VOGELZR s CO., Ilulfiuivn tMi., C. S.J.. or mule will lintl it to tln-ir nI-vatil n'e to orami'io m" htoek IjLfote !)Uyinr e!-f.v!iere Rerurni:: tlianks f ,r p-i-t patronage ami seeking a cou liiiuanee of tLe Miine. J am Very ltesjieetfulls , W. A)'Ui At SiiLr2 A' K'uarl ohl stntL Take XotI ".! Any p'Tm iesjji-:- a good family or Moving Ijor.-e, 'jail l.'tjy iiim uL h'tihle liii'ler a giairnnVto. HARDY & BROTHERS, K-tablid.el iu ( OMMIiilO V I IM II I'M For tin- -Mie of '"tt''iif r.uryl."rr i'eu'n-.t-i :,tid othe?' A nd dealer-in I'i rnviati fJuano andV other ST A N I A 11 1) Ft UT II .1 Z 1.1 W. Mitke liberal r;eh m. hiic - on eon siirnment-. 1'rorupt ritU- audmiick-riturn-. Hardy.- Wharfr Norfolk, Va ov !" !!'!. fI V. I' O V K I. J, , -HIO.Alil.I. UAl'JlK.rt. TAltliiill'oT., WU.-4)V, N.i . Having opvrnd h ii i-t-!;u-?li-trher--Jiop v.lieitn the l'atron;i-e of thoie u ho u i-h i,'ool w ork doi.e.s.iti.-lae---ioli (iit.riUiteed.. JulybVly i i J